THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW THAT ALL TRUCKS CAN BE OPENED FROM THE INSIDE.

But this won’t happen because the

Supreme Court will say that the Constitution makes no provisions for trucks.

Democrats will say that this would do little to solve the root of the problem.

Republicans will say that this is a multi-step process that is traditionally a winnowing process, and it would do nothing to lower the death rate.

The truck manufacturers will say that supply change issues hamper their ability to change the process.

Padlock manufacturers will say that this would harm their business.

NRA will say that we should put a gun in every truck.